Project Archive

These aren’t polished gems. They’re rusted blades, burning wheels, and duct-taped code. We archive them anyway.

RageClock

A clock that displays time in increasingly aggressive profanity. Broke six Alexa devices during testing. Worth it.

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Feed it your thoughts, and it’ll scream them back at you louder and dumber. We called it a “comment section simulator.”

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Pulls truth from the internet and sprays it like a busted hydrant. Mostly fire, occasionally sewage. Use gloves.

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